тады вперед!!!!)))))

-и мнеееееееее
-вот не кормят ребенка...майку грызет...
-"вах какой ударь я сделаль только щто"
-"ну,ееееееееееееееепт"
-"Бояться,я сказал!!!"

-факир прям
-"че ты бычишь,я не понял?"
-рык бизона

ааааааааааааааааааааай,как я его люблю :girl_in_love:

если кому интересно,то вот про девушку Нолика:

Nole's Long Distance Love

The best Serbian tennis player Novak Đoković showed loud and clear after the win in Davis Cup over Australia that he is in a very serious relationship with his girlfriend Jelena Ristić. Nole showed up for a celebration at club „Magacin" hand in hand with the attractive brunette and with that sent a message to all "interested Maria Sharapovas" who is his "number one".

- Jelena is an extremely nice and humble girl. She is quiet and doesn’t wish to draw attention to herself too much. We are talking about a highly educated and intelligent person, and the fact that she is studying economics and finance in Milan clearly shows that she has serious ambitions in life. She and Nole have been in a relationship since the end of 2005, and they both feel bad that they cannot see each other more often. Still, whenever he has time, Novak “hops over” to Italy to see her. – tells us a source close to Novak Đoković.

As we have come to learn, even a fact that they are separated and rarely get to see each other cannot affect the love Nole and Jelena feel towards one another.

- Nole is very much in love with Jelena even if he does not have the opportunity to be with her often. While he is running around the world playing tournaments, she is studying economics in Milan. However, “love over the wire” (I am at a loss for a better phrase, but they are referring to a phone) cannot affect their feelings. If it could, Nole would succumb to numerous female suitors, but for him there is only Jelena. – tells us our source.

Nole first “introduced” Jelena at a tournament in Amersfoort in July of 2006 and her presence brought him luck immediately. By beating Nicolas Massu in the final Đjoković won the first ATP tournament of his career. She set in his box and supported him with all her might, but after the match she did not want to call attention to herself. Still after his great triumph, Nole ran over to her, hugged her, and kissed her passionately. Jelena has supported Novak from his family box on several more occasions, however, the fact that she was not with him in New York and in her place set Maria Sharapova gave rise to stories.

- Jelena is too smart of a girl to get upset by rumors. She knows how thing are, so it never occurred to her to create drama when Nole had his picture taken with five girls in Umag (There have been reports that Umag tournament organizers claimed Đoković had partied a bit much with some of the hostesses, so I assume the picture goes with that story) or when Maria Sharapova supported him from his box. That speaks to her character, because however weird it sounds, it is not easy being a girlfriend of such a successful athlete as Novak Đoković. Not everyone can do that. – tells us our source.

With Jelena from number 36 to number 3

Novak Đoković, as facts show, has simply blossomed since he has been in a relationship with Jelena. When they met he was ranked below 50 in the ATP rankings, once their relationship became serious, before the tournament in Amersfoort, Nole was ranked 36. Since then he has moved with forceful speed to the top of the tennis world and in only one year got to number 3.

It is without doubt that Jelena greatly influences Nole’s confidence. Results speak to that more so than any words could.

Facts

Since the tournament in Amersfoort Jelena has only once more “officially” supported Novak from his family box. That was several months ago at the tournament in Hamburg.

Unlike most famous athletes, Novak has never spoken about his relationship with Jelena to the media.

Before his relationship with Jelena, the media tagged Đoković as Ana Ivanović’s boyfriend, but it quickly became clear that they are only just friends.

Source: PRESS
I. Đurđević
09.24.2007, Belgrade
http://www.novinepress.co.yu/vest.jsp?id=20674

-ноль


-та шо он там наверху нашел? :scratch_one-s_head:



-чему это Нолик удивился?
-любимый шпагат
-факир не был пьян,поэтому номер снова удался

-танцу,пока молодой,мальчик(с)
-как брызги красиво летят

Остальные джокеры:
-семья в сборе
-малыши

А это Ноле и его Елена на его же двадцатом дне рождения

Джокеры тренируются
-Джорджик даже в такой же футболке,как у Нолика

А дальше безумно милая статья про Джокеров:

Kin of the court: Djokovic's brotherly love helps beat homesickness

Novak Djokovic feels right at home in Melbourne with the clan nearby, writes Jessica Halloran.

Laughter filled the air on court 16 yesterday when the Djokovic brothers, Novak, Marko and Djordje, played a fierce game of football with a tennis ball before practice.

While tonight's Australian Open semi-finalist Novak was hounded for autographs, he wasn't the only Djokovic in demand, with 12-year-old Djordje's signature also sought by the fans hanging over the fence.

The youngest of the siblings is said to be the most naturally talented of the trio. Djordje's first toy was a tennis ball, and he is determined to follow in his biggest brother's footsteps.

Mother Dijana scooped up her youngest in a hug after the practice session, in which he had hit up with Novak. She sees the similarities in the world No.3 and her baby boy. "Sometimes I see in Djordje Novak when he was little," Dijana said. "They are totally the same. Whatever Novak says, he is listening. They are very charismatic, like to enjoy things, they imitate everything."

Dijana says her middle son, 16-year-old Marko, is also talented with the racquet but quieter than the other two. He received a wildcard into the junior championship here but lost in three sets to Australia's Clifford Marsland in the first round.

Both Marko and Djorde adore their big brother, Dijana said. "When Novak first started, they looked up to him. They have an idol in their own home, so it's very easy. They are playing tennis, not football or something else. They have options, they have their choice, but they decided it was going to be the tennis."

Rarely does the Djokovic clan get to hang out together like this. "This is a really, really rare occasion to play together," Dijiana said. "Because always Novak is on tour, and Marko and Djordje are practising at a tennis academy in Munich. These guys are all together now. They are always travelling. We try to be together, but it's difficult. It's the first time we have been to Australia. It's very difficult for him being one month away from home alone. We decided to come here and to enjoy it with him. He appreciates that [his brothers] are here."

At night, Dijana flips pancakes for her sons in the kitchen and, later in the evening, the family, including dad Srdjan, gathers for a game of cards.

It's just like they are at home, in the Serbian resort of Kopaonik, where the Djokovics run a pancake and pizza restaurant. The family have made a South Yarra apartment their home away from home for the duration of the tournament.

"It's a very nice vacation for all of us," Dijana says. "It's like we are at home. We always make fun at home to relax. We have a good time. That's why we came here to be with Novak all the time."

In the past, Novak's mood has dipped when the tour has taken him far away from his family. At last year's Open, the separation hit him hard. "Every time he goes to America or Australia for one summer, [a few times he has said] 'I can't do it any more, I want to go home,"' Dijana said.

This time, however, he is feeling right at home - and it's showing in his tennis, with Djokovic easing through the preliminary rounds to tonight's semi-final against Roger Federer. Naturally, his mother thinks her eldest son will win. "It will be tough," she said. "He's beaten [Federer] once before, so why not?"

Джокер сверг Короля с австралийского трона

Трехкратный чемпион Australian Open, сильнейший теннисист мира Роджер Федерер сложил с себя полномочия действующего победителя турнира. В пятницу в полуфинальном поединке швейцарец, последние два года неизменно становившийся триумфатором Открытого чемпионата Австралии, в трех сетах проиграл 3-му номеру рейтинга АТР сербу Новаку Джоковичу со счетом 5/7, 3/6, 6/7(5).

В первой партии подавать начал Джокович и шла равная борьба до счета 3/3. В 7-м гейме Федерер заработал первый брейк-пойнт и успешно его реализовал, выйдя вперед 4/3. Соперники обменялись геймами на своей подаче, но при счете 5/4 Роджер не сумел подать на сет, сделав пару невынужденных ошибок, и Новак сравнял счет по 5/5. Затем «Джокер» не только вышел вперед - 6/5, но и сумел воспользоваться очередными ошибками Федерера, закончив сет в свою пользу - 7/5.

Во второй партии сначала Федерер дважды уступил свою подачу и Джокович повел 5/1. Только после этого Роджер попробовал наладить свою фирменную игру и один брейк отыграл. После подачи швейцарца счет сократился до 5/3, но Новак, несмотря на предупреждение судьи за затяжку времени на подаче, сумел справиться с нервами и эйсом поставил победную точку во второй партии – 6/3.

В третьем сете, оказавшемся решающим, Федерер сначала взял свою подачу, а во втором гейме повел на чужой 40-0 и имел 3 брейк-пойнта. Однако Новак сумел вовремя собраться и с помощью сильной первой подачи, которая сегодня у него проходила чаще, чем у Роджера, выиграл 5 мячей подряд и спас гейм. Затем уже у серба было четыре брейк-пойнта, но швейцарец не дрогнул и отстоял свою подачу, поведя со счетом 2/1. В дальнейшем теннисисты довольно уверенно брали свои подачи. Только при счете 6/5 у швейцарца на подаче соперника было два сетбола, однако Новак не позволил своему грозному сопернику их реализовать за счет опять же уверенной первой подачи. В итоге судьба матча решилась на  тай-брейке, где удача была на стороне сильнейшего. Новак сумел отыграть мини-брейк при счете 1:3, а затем выровнять ситуацию. При счете 5:5 Джокер заработал матчбол, а Федерер в очередной и последний раз в этот вечер послал мяч справа в сетку. И сильнейшим стал Джокович – 7/5, 6/3, 7/6(5). 

Теперь за победу в первом турнире серии «Большого шлема» Новак поборется с главным возмутителем спокойствия на кортах Мельбурна 38-й ракеткой мира французом Джо-Вилфридом Цонга, уже успевшим зарекомендовать себя здесь «грозой авторитетов». Напомним, что в своем полуфинале в четверг Цонга в трех партиях не оставил ни единого шанса второму номеру рейтинга АТР испанцу Рафаэлю Надалю – 6/2, 6/3, 6/2.

Джокович неоднократно заявлял, что его цель - стать первой ракеткой мира. После сегодняшнего матча счет в очном противостоянии между Джоковичем и Федерером стал 5-2 в пользу швейцарца.